Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What do you call an Asian pothead?

Tao Lee

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu