Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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Disorient Jokes More Disorient Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Mellow Yellow Jokes More Mellow Yellow Jokes

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

Disoriental Jokes More Disoriental Jokes

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.