Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Disorient Jokes More Disorient Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why Asians are good at everything?

Because they're Asians, not Bsians

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.