Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!