Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.