Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Mellow Yellow Jokes More Mellow Yellow Jokes

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

Asian Guy Jokes More Asian Guy Jokes

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.