Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed?

A Hung-Ariyan.

What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Disoriental Jokes More Disoriental Jokes

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.