Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/