Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

She's trans parent

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

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What's senior year without a little slacking?

Me: "Junior year."

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him