Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

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Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

She's trans parent

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

What do you call a squashed Italian?

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Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.