Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin