Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.