Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.