How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents