How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'