How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we