How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.