Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.