Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"