Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.