How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/