How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys