How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food