How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys