How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.