How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle