How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream