How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.