How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem