How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.