How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream