Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.