What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).