What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!