What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP