What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......