A condom.
A: It's a sphere.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Johnny Cash.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Cracker.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
Answer: The Pope!
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
