What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!