How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise