How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.