How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception