Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.