Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!