Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.