Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.