Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe