A: But you cantaloupe!
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
he didn't want to show up for the finals
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because they just cantaloupe.
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
So he could see her crack....
