Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!