Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!