How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What about you?

me: define "child"

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.