How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.