The urge to crack open a cold one
Necrophilia.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Necrophilia
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
