How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.