Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The urge to crack open a cold one
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
I'll let you know when I find out...
They trod on his corn.
He used cowculus!
Necrophilia
Work smarter not harder people.
Because of the culture!
It's a dead giveaway...
Frank
One can raise a child
We would have called it a teeth brush
The Back Hand
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
He couldn't stand it.
