Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
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Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The urge to crack open a cold one
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Me: Tim.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
When you get stiff before she does.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
At the Schopenhauer.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Because they're rated
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