Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The urge to crack open a cold one
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
It's beer pressure.
I feel so enlightninged!
Stop cracking your NaCles."
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
a dead giveaway
They have an engineering degree.
Why are you picking on me?
He got lost in the maize.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
He didn't believe in higher powers!
a fungimentalist
To work on his caw strength.
Me: Why are you living in the past
