How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".