How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".