Define "light bulb".
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.