How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.