How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.