How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!