How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.