How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!