How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing