How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise