How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Juan on Juan

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Just Juan.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.