Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Premenstrual Tension Jokes More Premenstrual Tension Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!