Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.