IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Put sheet music in front of him
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Good point
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.