How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.