How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.