How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.