Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel