He wrote sheet music.
Because he is lying.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Time to get a new car.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Give him sheet music.
A Chopin board
