Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.