Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.