What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.