What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Keep it up!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Likud.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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A Warehouse.

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Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.