What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.