What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.