What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"