What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog