What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.