Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.