Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.