Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s