Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger