Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!