Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.