Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Previous Random Joke Next

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.