Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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I forget...

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.