What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!