What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.