What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!