What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !