What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !