What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.