What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !