What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !