How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

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What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.