How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !