How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!