How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.