Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.