Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.