How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.