What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

D Jokes More D Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)