Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
He will B flat
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Because she had no arms
The ones that are hot don't last as long
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
The brides are already dressed in white.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Angry British people!
