What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

One Jokes More One Jokes

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.