How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.