How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys