How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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Start a war.

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A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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A small loan of a million dollars.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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He went to Jared