How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.