How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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a small loan of a million dollars"

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Because he lost his marbles.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.