Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !