Taste Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What do O'douls and going down on your sister have in common?

NSFW) It tastes the same but it's just not quite right.

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

How was it?

Tasted awful."

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What