What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.