What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

How was it?

Tasted awful."

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.