Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.