Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!