What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!