What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!