Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!