Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.