Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.