Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!