What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Ban-she ban-she !

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.