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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.