Because there is lots of school spirit!
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Im here for the boos.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Sue.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
The cat ate her.
He had to take a sheet.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.